What's in my bag?

So I have seen many people posting ‘What’s in my bag?’ posts on their blog. Now, to me they always make me think- where is the real stuff? But maybe that is me just being a messy person and the people posting theirs have immaculate bags… who knows? Anyway, I thought it would be hilarious to see what was in mine. Here is the result!

As you can see, a mountain of receipts- I have no idea why I hoard these, every now and then I empty my bag and throw them away.

Chewing gum- I hate mint flavoured things so I have no idea why I carry these. They will eventually reach their use by date and I will throw them away.
Vouchers- I never know what to ask for when it is my birthday or Christmas so I ask for shopping vouchers. This year I am going to ask for Hobby Craft vouchers to fuel my Project Life addiction!!
Empty Gaviscon sachets- Baby L has those for her reflux.
My bag- My mum gave it to me after I had Little G, an alternative to a nappy bag. It is a big Calvin Klein one and I really like it.
Business card holder- I treated myself to cards for my Meetup group when I became Chairmum.
Calgel- Baby L is teething so this is very important!
An Angel- There to guide me safely through life or some such notion.
My keys- massive bunch with only a couple of keys. supermarket fobs, a ‘Mum’ hippo and a picture of Little G’s first smile. Must get one of Baby L!!
A random key- do not know what it is for!
A tin- inside is a (clean) sanitary pad. The tin came free with a pack. I use my Mooncup now but this is for just in case I am caught short.
Gluco Tabs- chewy sweets for Little G if she should ever have low blood sugar again. (See my post on hypoglycemia)
Vaseline- My sister got me this little pack for Christmas last year. It has a tin of Vaseline and a mirror inside the lid.
A Nandos card- When I went to London recently we ate here. Still haven’t registered it.
My Purse- so full of cards it will not shut anymore!!

That is it, besides a few crumbs which I didn’t think necessary to include haha!

What is in your bag?